Well, aren't all of you just adorable, hmm? Who knew all of you could have so much goodwill? It's enough to make a girl feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Makes you wonder if we're all going to be tearing out each other's throats next.The City does have a taste for irony.

Speaking of, some little boy was looking for nice monsters around here, and you know I have such a soft spot for kids. Anybody want to help him out? After all, it is dangerous out there~

The City...

Can't a girl get a ride home without landing in this little funhouse? Or is it too much to ask for a little peace—you know I hate violence.

So I guess the question is... who missed me?

That music...

I really hate it when someone tries to tell me what to do, City.

[OOC; Affected, but resisting... She's a stubborn girl. >.>]

It seems I've been quite neglectful of this lovely Network lately. Well, that just won't do, I'll have to keep better track in the future.

Oh, and it looks like everyone's getting sick. How beautifully tragic.

So, anyone I know feeling under the weather? Humans are so terribly fragile; I'd get all choked up if one of you were ill.

How about you, Fullmetal? Now that your little brother isn't in that tin can of a body, surely he can get sick~

Well, just call me Chastity.

[OOC; ... No, she isn't chaste today, or any other day. Mirror!Lust has lost all her omg!emo and is rather cheerful~]

--think some people would know how to treat a girl~

A self-righteous speech and that's it--no tact at all, but I guess I can't be too picky.

So what now? I really don't think we've been properly introduced~

[A frustrated growl and the clash of metal]

Why the fuck won't you just--

[end of recording]

[OOC; So Lust had a little epic battoru~ skirmish with Loki... you know, since she's a Sin and all. Loki-mun, feel free to consider this post-battle or near the end.

Also, AM STILL ON HIATUS AND VERY TIRED NOW WILL PICK UP TAGS WHEN NOT NAPPING. ilu rly Poly, but sleep is gooood

EDIT: Contact has been made, fail has been rectified! Blue is Loki speaking! And hopefully this will work.]

Remind me not to sign up for another pleasure cruise to the bottom of the sea. I admit it was tragically poetic in the most beautiful way, though. Absolutely exquisite~

We've reached another week full of newcomers, haven't we? It's like the fun never ends.

So who do we have this time around? Maybe someone from home, but I doubt we're that lucky.

My, my, my, I think I've walked into a fairy tale--wishes coming true and happily ever afters. How touching. Will there be talking animals, or just dwarves?

And humans are just full of stupid wishes, too. Oh, this is going to be fun to watch.

So, anyone I know hit by this delightful little curse?

Is this... how it feels to be human?

[OOC; Wished to be human, of course. Happy homunculus is happy.]

I must admit, this place certainly has its charm. The carousel and ominous ticking are a nice touch. A little macabre, but nothing's wrong with that, is there? And these curses are quite amusing, at least what I've seen so far. If only that person wasn't here I might just get used to being this little city.

Oh, but I haven't gotten to say all my hellos just yet. All of our group are accounted for, and I've met blondie and the Flame Colonel, but I'm terribly interested in meeting Fullmetal's brother now that he's not a tin can.

That's all of the important ones, right? Unless Greed has more chimeras stashed away somewhere--but that's unlikely.

Well, well, isn't this interesting, hmm?

A city I've never seen has mysteriously appeared where it has no business appearing. And my ride has vanished into thin air, too. I always did have the worst of luck.

So, what's it going to be? Anyone care to tell me where I am, or am I left to fend for myself?